I always thought that crab sticks were made of seaweed. It’s the kind of thing you pull out at the pub in a “did you know?” contest. So imagine my surprise when following a conversation with my dear wife I was forced to look up the contents of an average crab stick. Now you can find anything you want on ‘tinternet, but crab stick ingredients were convincing, but not conclusive. I am convinced that the primary content is not seaweed, but I’m yet to be convinced that it’s not a constituent part.
I know what you’re thinking… You’re thinking “Why does it matter Jay, get over it”. You’re right of course it’s not the most important thing in the world, but when I asked my mum she said seaweed. I reckon it’s her that told me in the first place. If she was wrong about that, what else might she be wrong about??? I mean perhaps the cat didn’t go to live on a farm! Perhaps drinking loads and loads and loads of coke won’t make me sick! And if I’m honest, I’ve often wondered why I didn’t go blind!
I think I can forgive my mum though. It’ll be tough, but she holds the purse strings on the car insurance budget… and Dad’s just got a new Beemer! I reckon that’s worth preserving the status quo for!
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